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Wed, February 6
Lady: Maid of Honor
My high school friend Gill is getting married next fall, and I was asked to be a bridesmaid!
But here’s the catch: Her maid of honor is her cat, “Lady”. It seriously says so on Gill’s wedding registry website
So I got to thinkin’…Who is going to plan the bachelorette party? The cat? It was a fair question. Because I think if I hadn’t brought it up, poor Gill would be party-less. Good thing I reminded Lady that she has some work to do! She even replied to the mass email:
Ladies-
Alexis was right, as the Maid of Honor, I would be
happy to plan the bachelorette party.
But I'm going to need to set a few ground rules first:
1) I'm on an all-protein diet, and I will be serving
tuna, shrimp dinner, and seafood feast.
2) There will be lots of self-grooming
3) I have been known to enjoy a dime-sized bag of that
wonderful, green herb.
4) I sleep a lot, but I'm kind of a night owl
5) I know you're all close with Gillian, but I think
she's going to want to sleep with me.
6) You ladies may drink a lot but, at the end of the
night, one of you is going to be cleaning up my puke.
7) Good luck getting me in the car.
Nothin' but Love,
Lady
P.S. I like massages.
Posted by lexzog at February 6, 2008 12:00 AM
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