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Thu, January 5
Feel My Fat!
So I go to spin class tonight with Becs, and for some reason, as always, my instructor strikes up a conversation with JUST ME while the rest of the class is waiting for her to start instructing. She conspirationally comes right up to me, while still speaking loud enough that anyone in class could hear, "As you can see, I'm getting fat."
Hold the phone for a sec...This woman is all of 90 pounds. She's like, crazy exercise lady. Even if her life goal was to be "fat", she'd have a hard time attaining it. When she pulls up her shirt after our warmup, you can hear gasps from the rest of the class as they notice not only the snake tattoo that curls up her side, but the rock-hard abs that neighbor it.
"When I used to do sit-ups every day, you could hold water in one of the crevices of my ab muscles." She tells me.
"But look down here! Look at my hips! Feel them!"
"Please! Come on! You are NOT FAT!" I tell her.
She comes right up to me and grabs my hand, pulling it to her hips where the supposed "fat" was.
"See?!?" she asks, expectantly.
I was holding onto nothing but sweatpant material. I roll my eyes and laugh.
Posted by lexzog at January 5, 2006 11:33 PM
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