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Tue, December 20
Hipsters Are Ugly
I've had it with Hipsters. I'm sort of happy that they're slowly leaving the east village (ha! originally those Hipster Boys were the reason I moved) and that the banker crowd has come to replace them because now, I find them just friggin damn annoying. At least we always knew the banker types were to be avoided, but I'm sure we've all had our little "Ooh, I'd love a little hipster boy" phase. Those cute little shrunken hooded sweatshirts! The smelly armpits! The girls in their $200 dollar "thrift store" dresses.
Who are these people anyway? What makes them so darn "hip"? Thinking you are hip, or calling yourself hip, just ain't sexy.
Well...if you disagree, and you want to purchase your very own Hipster, there are quite an array to choose from. You can see tons of them at the Misshapes website:
You'll see that Hipsters come in many varieties. They are:
horny,
sometimes giftwrapped,
hungry (and just might eat you),
a little bit like the shy kid in the corner,
preadolescent,
And full of angst.
You can have them--stupid black hair in their eyes, choppy bangs, cut up shirts, unshowered and all! I'm into lawyers now :) And boys with hair that's shorter than mine.
Posted by lexzog at December 20, 2005 03:17 PM
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