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Tue, November 15
She is so Bleep-Damn Annoying!
So New York Mag ran an article about sex columnists (oddly enough, I've read/met/heard of all of them before this article even came out):
It would have been a great article, if Miss. "Look at Me" Cutler (author of self exploitative book "The Washingtonienne") hadn't been the main focus...I am furious at some of the things she said... Here are a few highlights:
(When the girls were asked if any of them were seeing therapists, Cutler said:)
Of course: Strattera. It’s just an antidepressant medication. It helps me write faster. Actually, when I wrote my book, I got Adderall from my friends, and I was typing like a maniac. And that’s the thing, yeah, that and snorting coke helped me write the book really fast.
My favorite part of the article though:
Sohn: Did you sleep with him?
Cutler: Oh, yeah, of course. I’ve dated a couple of fans. Why not?
Sohn: Aren’t you afraid that someone is going to be totally psycho?
Cutler: I love the psycho ones! What’s he going to do, kill me?
Nersesian: Yeah.
Cutler: What a relief that would be.
And finally, almost to no one's surprise:
When it came time for a group photo, Cutler opened her flasher-style trench coat and bared her left breast.
Yeah. All you young novelistas--guess of you want your book published you should consider acquiring a coke habit, and baring a breast. But if you REALLY want to set yourself apart from Miss Cutler, I recommend baring your right breast.
Posted by lexzog at November 15, 2005 04:01 PM
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