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Wed, March 31
Let's Talk About...
Let's Talk About...
Britney Spears...for a moment, thank you. Apparently, FHM's loyal readers have voted her "the sexiest woman in the world." Why? Isn't it obvious? She's got huge knockers: "That's the word from the annual FHM poll that put the perky pop star in the No. 1 spot on a list of 100 of the world's sexiest women. Britney knocked off Halle Berry, last year's No. 1 lady, who came in sixth place this year." And in case anyone cares, my roomate likes the word "knockers." She's got a pair too...
"It's great to see Britney Spears at the top of the list," FHM's editor David Davies told Sky News." Anyone seeing a trend here besides me? "Knock" Halle Berry off? "Top" of the list? Can anyone see past the boobs? Certainly not me...
FHM's Top 10 Sexiest Women in the World: (And how many of these women are toting big ones?)
1. Britney Spears- yes
2. Rachel Stevens- who is this?
3. Beyonce Knowles- um...she got the ghetto booty. my soul sistah.
4. Carmen Electra- fakers
5. Holly Valance- again, who?
6. Halle Berry- Britney's are better
7. Jennifer Lopez- its a mite bit nipply out
8. Jordan- sorry, who dat?
9. Angelina Jolie- how can you NOT appreciate these? she's never wearing a bra!
10. Elisha Cuthbert - she's the new IT girl, so she had to make their list. Wait, she's the chick in OLD SCHOOL so she rocks, no matter what.
So my point is: Britney Spears has big boobs. That's why she's top of FHM's hot girl list. You can see these huge boobs if you go to:
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/celebrity/package.jsp?name=fte/sexiestwoman/sexiestwoman
And now Alexis will go back to her role as a self-respecting woman who does not objectify women based on their bra-size.
Don't even get me started on the subject of bootie size....
Posted by lexzog at March 31, 2004 01:35 AM
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